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Message started by Kdawg33A on 07/20/08 at 11:32pm

Title: Why terrorists are quick to suicide
Post by Kdawg33A on 07/20/08 at 11:32pm

Suicidal Muslims...

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No nude women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No golf
No tailgate parties
No K-Mart
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No beer nuts
No Beer!

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey,
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here???

Title: Re: Why terrorists are quick to suicide
Post by Mark on 07/21/08 at 8:49am

Dont forget , their right hand replaces toilet paper.......makes a sticky triger finger!

Title: Re: Why terrorists are quick to suicide
Post by 18racr on 07/21/08 at 5:02pm

I would be in line also if I had to live like them, NO BEER AND NO NAKED WOMEN,,GGRRSSSHHH that would be almost as bad as hell.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower- gosh thats funny

Title: Re: Why terrorists are quick to suicide
Post by dscEvents on 07/21/08 at 6:15pm

18racr wrote on 07/21/08 at 5:02pm:

I would be in line also if I had to live like them, NO BEER AND NO NAKED WOMEN,,GGRRSSSHHH that would be almost as bad as hell.

Then why aren't people blowing themselves up in Utah?? LOL! After 2 days in Provo, suicide seems reasonable. LOL!

dsc

Title: Re: Why terrorists are quick to suicide
Post by 18racr on 07/21/08 at 6:33pm

dscEvents wrote on 07/21/08 at 6:15pm:

Then why aren't people blowing themselves up in Utah?? LOL! After 2 days in Provo, suicide seems reasonable. LOL!

dsc

Utah has beer!! I have a sister that lives in Provo, Pretty place (not for me ). I will ask my brother inlaw about naked ladies.LOL

Title: Re: Why terrorists are quick to suicide
Post by dscEvents on 07/21/08 at 7:19pm

Thanks, The girls in Provo were pretty. It's just that they all had their clothes on! LOL!

dsc