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AUTO ROLLER DERBY COMING TO PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY!
02/15/11 at 7:39am
 
Perris Auto Speedway
18700 Lake Perris Drive
Perris, CA  92571
(951) 940-0134
www.perrisautospeedway.com

For further information contact Scott Daloisio (909) 226-7768 or racesatthepas@aol.com

For Immediate Release

ROLLER DERBY COMING TO PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY!

(Perris, CA, February 15) Whoa, Nellie!  Roller Derby is coming to Perris Auto Speedway. That is right!  You do remember Roller Derby, right?  Black and white television with the hated New York Bombers vs the Los Angeles T-Birds.  Ronnie "Physco" Rains punching Danny Reilly in the groin and Shirley Hardman defending against evil with her "Equalizer" baseball bat. Villainous manager Georgia Haas threatening to slap on a lawsuit preventing  everyone's favorite, Ralphie Valladares, from ever skating on the high banks again.   It is all coming to The PAS, but in a slightly different form.

"We are bringing Roller Derby to Perris Auto Speedway for three dates in 2011," longtime promoter Don Kazarian said with a smile.  "Our version will be a little different.  We will be doing it with cars, not roller skates, but the concept and the rules are nearly the same.  We had Auto Hockey at the Southern California Fair last October and it was lot of fun.  We expect more of the same with Roller Derby."

Teams will be comprised of three cars.  There will be a "Jammer," a "Pusher" and a "Blocker."  The Jammer will have its battery disconnected and will be pushed around the track by the Pusher.  The Blocker will defend his Pusher from being taken out by the other teams cars.  The Pusher and Blocker cars will be fair game and the opposition can push, hit or crash them out of the way.  However, you can not hit, scrape, push or even touch another teams Jammer car. If you do your team will be immediately disqualified

Each Derby will be three laps around The PAS' inner quarter mile track or the furthest a Jammer car makes it - whichever comes first.  Entry fees are $50.00 per team and the winning team will collect 100% of those entry fees!  If ten teams enter on a night, that would mean the winner's would pocket $500.00.  Entry is open to anyone who would like to put together a team.  Rules are available at:  http://www.perrisautospeedway.com/forms/rules_roller_derby.html

Interested teams can also call The PAS office at: (951) 940-0134.

The dates for Roller Derby at The PAS will be April 16th, July 23rd and August 27th.  




To keep up with all of the latest Perris Auto Speedway news, photos, gossip and receive special offers, sign up at The PAS another site site at: http://another site/home.php#!/group.php?gid=72365695399

You can also keep up with the latest news and receive special offers from The PAS Twitter sites: http://twitter.com/perrisautospdwy and http://twitter.com/perrisautospeed.

For more information call The PAS at: (951) 940-0134.

Perris Auto Speedway is located on the Lake Perris Fairgrounds (home of October’s Southern California Fair), approximately one hour east of Los Angeles and one hour North of San Diego. To get to the track, take the 215 freeway, exit on the Ramona Expressway and go three miles east to the fairgrounds.

Video and DVD productions of all racing events at Perris Auto Speedway are available from Jeff Kristensen’s Raceway Video. For more information on these productions you can call: (818) 618-9764 or visit the web site at: racewayvideo.com.

racesatthepas@aol.com is the only authorized Internet address to issue official media news released from The Perris Auto Speedway or Oval Entertainment

The full 2011 Perris Auto Speedway schedule is listed below.  

March 5th: Pre Season Practice Session (free for fans)

March 12th: "SOKOLA SHOOTOUT" USAC/CRA Sprint Cars & California Lightning Sprints - Relay For Life Giveaway and Fundraiser

March 19th: PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, Modifieds, Factory Stocks, CDCRA Dwarf Cars

March 26th: "Night of Destruction 1" Rollover Contest, Demo Cross, Fresh Car Demo Derby

April 2nd: USAC/CRA Sprint Cars & California Lightning Sprints - Relay for Life Giveaway and Fundraiser

April 9th: Off Weekend

April 16th: PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, Modifieds, Factory Stocks - PLUS A "SPECIAL EVENT"

April 23rd:   Off Weekend

April 30th: "Night of Destruction 2" Fig 8' Trailer Racing, Rollover Contest, Iron Man Demo Derby - Relay For Life Giveaway and Fundraiser

May 7th:  Off Weekend

May 14th: Off Weekend

May 21st: PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, Modifieds, Factory Stocks, CDCRA Dwarf Cars - Relay For Life Giveaway and Fundraiser

May 28th: "SALUTE TO INDY" USAC/CRA Sprint Cars & California Lightning Sprints

June 4th: To Be Announced

June 11th:  Off Weekend

June 18th: "Night of Destruction 3" Rollover Contest, Demo Cross, Fresh Car Demo Derby

June 25th: PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, Modifieds, Factory Stocks, CDCRA Dwarf Cars

July 2nd: City of Perris "CENTENNIAL CELEBRATION - FIRECRACKER 30 & SKY CONCERT" USAC/CRA Sprint Cars & California Lightning Sprints

July 9th:  Off Weekend

July 16th: To Be Announced

July 23rd: PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, Modifieds, Factory Stocks - PLUS A "SPECIAL EVENT"

July 30th: "KINDOLL CLASSIC" USAC/CRA Sprint Cars & California Lightning Sprints

August 6th: Off Weekend

August 13th:  To Be Announced

August 20th: USAC/CRA Sprint Cars & California Lightning Sprints

August 27th: PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, Modifieds, Factory Stocks - PLUS A "SPECIAL EVENT"

September 3rd: Off Weekend

September 10th: "Night of Destruction 4" Fig 8' Trailer Racing, Rollover Contest, Iron Man Demo Derby

September 17th: PASSCAR Super Stocks, Street Stocks, Modifieds, Factory Stocks, CDCRA Dwarf Cars

September 24th: "GLENN HOWARD MEMORIAL" USAC/CRA Sprint Cars

October 1st: Off Weekend

October 8th: "So Cal Fair" USAC/CRA Sprint Cars

October 15th: Southern California Fair

October 22nd: Off Weekend

October 29th: PASSCAR "CHAMPIONS NIGHT" Super Stocks, Street Stocks, Modifieds, Factory Stocks, CDCRA Dwarf Cars and 2nd Annual Oil Twins Challenge

November 3rd: Budweiser "Oval Nationals"

November 4th: Budweiser "Oval Nationals" & California Lightning Sprints

November 5th: Budweiser "Oval Nationals" & California Lightning Sprints

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Re: AUTO ROLLER DERBY COMING TO PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY!
Reply #1 - 02/15/11 at 8:49pm
 
Now thats a great idea!!!
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Re: AUTO ROLLER DERBY COMING TO PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY!
Reply #2 - 02/16/11 at 9:04am
 
Hey Scott

U know far 2 much bout the ol roller derby league ...LOLLL !!!!!!
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Re: AUTO ROLLER DERBY COMING TO PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY!
Reply #3 - 02/16/11 at 10:26am
 
pete166 wrote on 02/16/11 at 9:04am:
Hey Scott

U know far 2 much bout the ol roller derby league ...LOLLL !!!!!!



I was thinkin' the same thing as I was writin' the release!!!
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Re: AUTO ROLLER DERBY COMING TO PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY!
Reply #4 - 02/20/11 at 4:22pm
 
Real Roller Derby in Philly HeeeeHaaawwww !!!!!

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/116550958.html?cmpid=15585797
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Re: AUTO ROLLER DERBY COMING TO PERRIS AUTO SPEEDWAY!
Reply #5 - 02/22/11 at 9:00am
 
Back in the '70s the old Speedway 605, or might have been called San Gabriel Valley Speedway at the time, did a one shot thing called auto polo. Took an old Renault, minus engine, had two teams of bomber type cars try to roll that poor example of French engineering to opposing goals. Really wadded that thing up and beat the tar out of the bombers. Entertaining and I got to feel some revenge for the money pit Renault I owned  when i was 18 and poor.

There's nothing really new, just variations on the old.
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